Pet Peeves and Being sick…
I have many pet peeves, many things that make me go from happy to annoyed as fuck in about two seconds for a few minutes then I’m done and somewhat happy again. I have pet peeves at work… I have pet peeves at home… I have pet peeves in general. Let’s examine some of them, shall we?
Pet Peeves at work:
- I can not stand to hear people chew their food when I’m at one end of the office and you are at the other. Please… try and chew quieter I don’t want to hear you crunch chips.
- If you go out for a smoke break… please do not then come to my computer and lean over me to look at my screen when you REEK of tobacco smoke and your breath is gnarly… eat a fucking tic tac… or 50.
- If you empty the water cooler… refill it.
- Exercise or something so when you are walking by me to go pee or get more food to shove in your gaping maw I don’t have to hear you pant… that’s just gross… and gives me the willies.
- Indoor voices… there is no need to yell.
- Is it really necessary to beat the shit out of the keyboard? I mean REALLY? Do you really need to type so loud that I can hear you from 4 cubicles away?
General/At Home Pet Peeves:
- Slow ass drivers, drive the fucking speed limit at least.
- After you brush your teeth, rinse out the fucking sink, it’s really not that hard.
- After one pees, is it really so hard to NOT flush the toilet? Is it really that strenuous to push down the handle? …. Seriously, that’s one thing that really pisses me off because it’s gross.
- I don’t want to hear you chew gum.
- I don’t want to hear you gulp your drinks.
- I don’t want to hear your music, it’s like nails on a chalkboard to me. You don’t look “cool” when your bass is so loud it rattles your whole car, you look ridiculous, someone needs to tell you that… or give you a ticket for being a douchebag.
So far that’s all I could think off, I’m sure there’s more and I’m sure I’ll be sharing them with you at a later date.
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In other news I woke up sick yesterday, sore throat, sorta runny nose and this morning when I woke up I now have a cough and gunk in my throat. I keep coughing and guzzling water so that my throat doesn’t hurt too bad cause then I’ll turn into Whiny McWhinerstein. And I have a headache. But that’s nothing new. And my legs and hips hurt but that could be from a sucky mattress or from being sick, I haven’t figured it out yet.
