Women are classy!
Just a few snippets of a conversations between me and a good friend of mine. Now men, I’m letting you into a the secret world of what two women talk about almost on a daily basis…. you’re welcome! *Names changed to protect the innocent.*
Her: i took the BIGGEST shit today
Me: nice!
Her: lol
Her: i think i needa take another one
Me: ewwww lol
Her: lol
Me: i think i gotta shit too
Her: lol Her: i feel it
Her: its gonna go
Her: (barfing sound)
Her: but from my booty hole
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Me: i feel like my asshole is going to explode poop
Me: lol Me: which is gross
Me: i know
Her: my asshole hurts
Her: like i got fucked in it
Her: for 3 weeks straight
Me: i was about to ask if you had rough butt sex
Her: nope
Her: just rough shit
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Her: i have to take a shit
Her: i took a HUGE one b4 i came in
Me: i’ve shit probably 6 times in the past two days
Me: it’s horrible!
Her: http://www.amazon.com/Fiber-Bars-Chocolate-5-Count-Boxes/dp/B000UVN632
Her: i’ve been eating those
Me: why?
Her: cuz they’re good
Her: lol
Her: and cheaper than regular granola bars
Me: really?
Her: i love them
Me: do they help you poop?
Her: http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2007/02/05/fiber_one_oats_and_chocolate_bar_review.php
Her: yea
Her: but not like…constantly
Me: NICE
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Me: I GOTTA POOP
Me: BRB
Her: K
Me: soooooo…. yeah….. DO NOT go in there…. it STINKS!
Her: LOL
Her: NICE!
Me: hahaha yeah
