A Work In Progress

Stolen from Emerald cause she’s cool and stuff…and I’m bored and stuff… and stuff.

1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, as what or whom would you go?

Well I’d be all cool and pull out my black velvet cape and throw on all black and put on black eyeshadow and black lipstick and be a vampire or some shit…. or is that lame? I’m going with lame.

2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?

Charcoal baby, charcoal all the way! And I’m a simple girl, cheese, bacon, lettuce, mayo, ketchup, and mustard. Yummy! Now I want a cheeseburger… damn…

3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?

So Mr. President, just how long will I go to Prison for slipping something into your drink that just might kill you??

4. It’s your first day of vacation, what are you doing?

Wandering around scoping out the best places to eat and checking out the hot men!

5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?

Popcorn and Coke!  I must have my Coke!  But the movie theaters here like to ruin my life and only have Pepsi so I  usually end up getting Sierra Mist because Pepsi tastes like ASS.

6. Which do you dislike most, pop-up ads or spam email?

Pop-up ads cause I can make sure I never see spam emails but those damn pop-ups will get you each and very time.

7. What do you think Captain Hook’s name was before he had a hook for a hand?

Captain Wanks Alot

8. Rock, paper, or scissors?

Rock

9. How long was it from ‘the first date’ until the proposal of marriage?

Ummmm…. when did this happen and why didn’t anyone tell me??  Who’s my husband???

10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?

Too loud… cause then I get sensory overload and freak out.

11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?

Strength

12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?

Gum balls!

13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?

Uh…. is it bad that the first thing that popped into my head was the Fossil Tower? Aka the old folks high rise apartments in town town?

14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?

Politics ….. it’s soooooooo boring to have to listen to someone go on and on and on about it.

15. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?

Hahah!  Just one bitches!  Cause I’m that good!

16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?

Mint Chocolate chips.

17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?

Hmmmm…. I could have to say….  processed meat, like bologna… GROSS!

18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?

Keep the first one, that’s ALMOST a tank of gas for my truck!

19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: cable TV, or DSL/cable internet?

cable TV seriously… dude you aren’t taking away my internets!

20. What is your highest level of education?

High school diploma baby!

21. How much is a gallon of gas in your city?

Right now it’s $3.35 a gallon

22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?

For a little while I had an ALF lunch box then I just brown bagged it for awhile before I finally just bought school lunches.  They were actually good!

23. What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur?

Housekeeper because dude… I ain’t ever having kids, I CAN cook, and I like to drive… I just hate having to do laundry!

24. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator, or stuck in traffic?

Stuck in traffic… seriously don’t want to be trapped in a little box that could possibly plummet to the ground and kill me.

25. Lets say a brick fell on your foot, and your kid is standing right next to you, what is your ‘cleaned up’ swear word?

Son of a monkey’s Uncle Peter!!…. don’t ask, it was made up by my nephew a looooooooong time ago.