So she says….
So I’m talking to my friend on YIM right now and she says to me, “I got a cramp in my ass cheek.” And I raise my eyebrow and say, “How do you get a cramp in your ass cheek?” And she says, “It just… happened. I think it’s pregnant.” So I raise my eyebrow again and say, “Your ass cheek is pregnant? With what? Turds?” And then we both crack up laughing. Ahhhhh… good time.
